Satire Chooses And Knows No Objects. It

When I Take Up My Pen, Nothing Can Happen To Me. Fate, Remember That.

A Plagiarist Should Be Made To Copy The Author A Hundred Times.

Satires Which The Censor Can Understand Are Justly Forbidden

Family Life Is An Encroachment On Private Life.

If Something Is Stolen From You, Don't Go To The Police. They're Not Interested. Don't Go To A Psychologist Either, Because He's Interested In Only One Thing: That It Was Really You Who Did The Stealing.