Sadness Is Just Another Word For Not

I Never Knew What An Engineer Did For A Living When I Was A Kid. I Still Don't.

If You Have Any Trouble Sounding Condescending, Find A Unix User To Show You How It's Done.

The Day You Realize That Your Efforts And Rewards Are Not Related, It Really Frees Up Your Calendar.

'dilbert' Became Popular During The Downsizing Of The '90s, And Job Security Was A Major Theme Of The Strip.

I Discovered What I Call The Bill Gates Effect. That Is, The More Successful You Are, The Uglier You Get.