Sacred Texts Always Offend Reason.

All Anger Feels Like Righteous Anger; Sorrow Does Not Care Whether It Is Righteous Or Not.

Unhappiness Is Too Common To Call For Special Measures.

Thought Enables Us To See Fate Coming.

To Make Advice Agreeable, Try Paradox Or Rhyme.

The Cow's Point Of View Deserves More Literary Attention.