Rome Is A Very Loony City In

[on Not Reading Newspapers:] If Something Important Happens, Your Mother Calls You.

Most Writers Write Too Much. I Have The Exact Opposite Problem. I Feel I Could Write Almost Anything In A Paragraph. I Have A Natural Ability To Condense, And So I Often Think, "are You Kidding Me? Five Thousand Words? How Am I Gonna Make 5,000 Words Out Of That?"

New York Was Always More Expensive Than Any Other Place In The United States, But You Could Live In New York - And By New York, I Mean Manhattan. Brooklyn Was The Borough Of Grandparents. We Didn't Live Well. We Lived In These Horrible Places. But You Could Live In New York. And You Didn't Have To Think About Money Every Second.

Generally Speaking, The Poorer Person Summers Where He Winters.

Never Allow Your Child To Call You By Your First Name. He Hasn't Known You Long Enough.