Riches Exclude Only One Inconvenience,--that Is, Poverty.

Probably No One Will Ever Know Whether It Is Better To Wear A Nightcap Or Not.

I Have Two Very Cogent Reasons For Not Printing Any List Of Subscribers; One, That I Have Lost All The Names, The Other, That I Have Spent All The Money.

There Are Minds So Impatient Of Inferiority That Their Gratitude Is A Species Of Revenge, And They Return Benefits, Not Because Recompense Is A Pleasure, But Because Obligation Is A Pain.

A Lexicographer, A Writer Of Dictionaries, A Harmless Drudge.

Marriage Is The Best State For Man In General, And Every Man Is A Worst Man In Proportion To The Level He Is Unfit For Marriage.