Remember, If You Write Anything Nasty About

I'm Driven. I Am. I'm Driven For Some Reason. But I Don't Know Where I'm Going.

For Years, Despite Having Impeccable Taste, I Didn't Understand How To Convey That I Had Impeccable Taste.

I Don't Watch Reality Tv Much, But Sometimes I'll Be On The E! Channel And See That Show "total Divas", About Female Wrestlers. It's Like, Fake Tits Are De Rigueur. Nose Jobs Are De Rigueur. Exaggerated Asses Are De Rigueur. Twerking Is De Rigueur.

My Mentors Are People Like Cameron Crowe And Carrie Fisher.

I Am God And My Lawyers Are My 12 Disciples...do Not F**k With Me!