Remember, Freedom Is Always Taken, Never Given.

I Was Busier Than A Beaver In A Coffee Lake.

The Best Any Human Can Do Is To Pick A Delusion That Helps Him Get Through The Day

Most Success Springs From An Obstacle Or Failure. I Became A Cartoonist Largely Because I Failed In My Goal Of Becoming A Successful Executive.

In The Future, It Will Become Increasingly Obvious That Your Competitors Are Just As Clueless As You Are.

I Keep Hearing The Argument That Some Things Are Constitutional While Other Things Are Not. The Idea Is That We Should Be In Favor Of All The Things That Were Decided Over 200 Years Ago By A Bunch Of Slave-owning Cross-dressers Who Pooped In Holes.