Religion Is Like A Pair Of Shoes.....find

Why Are Hemorrhoids Called "hemorrhoids" Instead Of "assteroids

In The Navy, There Is No Wrong Hole. In The Marines, There Is Always A Hole.

Test Of Metal: Will Of Iron, Nerves Of Steel, Heart Of Gold, Balls Of Brass.

When You Step On The Brakes Your Life Is In Your Foot's Hands.

I Think The Warning Labels On Alcoholic Beverages Are Too Bland. They Should Be More Vivid. Here Is One I Would Suggest: "alcohol Will Turn You Into The Same Asshole Your Father Was.