Regarding The Fitness Craze: America Has Lost

The Best Thing About Living At The Water's Edge: You Only Have Assholes On Three Sides Of You, And If They Come This Way You Can Hear Them Splash.

Why Do They Lock Gas Station Bathrooms? Are They Afraid Someone Will Clean Them?

The Day After Tomorrow Is The Third Day Of The Rest Of Your Life.

Catholic School Gave Me The Tools To Reject The Very Religion They Wanted Me To Have. They Taught Me How To Think For Myself And To Be Independent.

I Don't Understand The Problem With Paroling Charles Manson? I Say Set Him Free And Let Him Get On With His Work. I Have A Long List Of Celebrities I'd Be Glad To Share With Him.