Reality Shows Always Look For The Worst

I Don't Think There's Hardly A Comic Out There That Does Clean Material All The Way Around. There's A Couple Of Guys That Are Clean, But I'm Not One Of Them.

I'm Down To Earth; People Sense That And They Appreciate It.

I Am Never Out There Just Jogging For The Heck Of It. I Never Do That. I Start To Run With A Goal In Mind, Whether It's A Certain Time Or Certain Distance Or A Specific Heart-rate Goal, And Then I Am Done.

Just Because A Guy Has A Shaved Head, Pierced Nipples, And Doesn't Have Sex With Women Doesn't Make Him Gay. It Just Makes Him Down On His Luck.

I Honestly Think That It Automatically Hurts Me If I Said That I Supported The War In Iraq And I Support The Troops. That Automatically Kills Me For Getting A Bunch Of Movies, A Bunch Of Television Shows. People Don't Want To Hear From Me.