Reality Is For People Who Can't Face

A Censor Is An Expert In Cutting Remarks. A Censor Is A Man Who Knows More Than He Thinks You Ought To.

It Is Wise To Remember That You Are One Of Those Who Can Be Fooled Some Of The Time.

Equal Opportunity Means Everyone Will Have A Fair Chance At Being Incompetent.

In The Country Of The Blind, The One-eyed King Can Still Goof Up.

Incompetence Plus Incompetence Equals Incompetence.