Realists Know Where They're Going. Dreamers Have

New Yorkers Are So Impersonal, If It Wasn't For Muggings There Wouldn't Be Any Contact At All!

I Had A Terrible Fight With My Wife On New Year's Eve. She Called Me A Procrastinator. So I Finished Addressing The Christmas Cards And Left.

Illegal Aliens Have Always Been A Problem In The United States. Ask Any Indian.

Have You Noticed When You Go On A Diet, The First Thing You Lose Is Your Temper.

Every Speaker Has A Mouth; An Arrangement Rather Neat. Sometimes It's Filled With Wisdom. Sometimes It's Filled With Feet.