Ranger Sent Us To Check On You,"

Jesus, Morelli, You Sound Like You Have Pms. You Have To Learn To Lighten Up A Little. It's Just A Car Alarm. You Should Be Thanking Me. I Had It Installed With My Own Money.

Looks Like You're On A Roll. This Is The Second Car You've Toasted This Week." Carl Costanza - Hot Six

Wondering Where Ranger Was Now, When I Needed Him. Why Wasn’t He Here, Insisting On Locking Me Up In A Safe House? Now That My Hamster’s Cage Was Clean, I’d Be Happy To Oblige.

Grandma Mazur Stood Two Feet Back From My Mother. "i Gotta Get Me A Pair If Those," She Said, Eyeballing My Shorts. "i've Still Got Pretty Good Legs, You Know." She Raised Her Skirt And Looked Down At Her Knees. "what Do You Think? You Think I'd Look Good In Them Biker Things?" Grandma Mazur Had Knees Like Doorknobs.

And When I Was In The Trunk, I Saw Jesus. And The Virgin Mary. And Ozzy Osbourne.