Pride Breakfasted With Plenty, Dined With Poverty,

Seek Virtue And Of That Posest, To Providence Resign The Rest.

There Is Nothing So Absurd As Knowledge Spun Too Fine.

Electrical Matter Differs From Common Matter In This, That The Parts Of The Latter Mutually Attract, Those Of The Former Mutually Repel Each Other.

Keep Your Eyes Wide Open Before Marriage, Half Shut Afterwards.

Let Me Resolve To Be Virtuous, That I May Be Happy, That I May Please Him, Who Is Delighted To See Me Happy. Amen.