Price. You're Priceless.

Everyone I Know Who Is Successful Has Issues With Their Father, Regardless Of Whether It Was Sports Or Business Or Entertainment.

The Smiths Are Singing And Someone Says "turn That Gay Angst Music Off.

We Buy Balloons, We Let Them Go.

I Feel Like I'm Not Smart Enough To Answer The Questions I'm Asked.

By The Time You Finish Reading This Sentence, A Boeing Jetliner Will Take Off Or Land Somewhere In The World.