Presley Sounded Like Jayne Mansfield Looked -

Is The Raggle-taggle Brangelina Tribe Any More Bogus Than That Of The Landlocked Yummy Mummy Who Believes That She Can Drop Half A Dozen Brats And Still Keep A Modest Carbon Footprint? I Don't Think So.

Hooliganism Incarnate, A Walking, Talking, Screaming, Squawking Metaphor For What's Wrong With Young People Today.

The Allegedly 'classy' Magazines Often Seem To Be In An Endless, Undeclared Competition To See Who Can Climb Furthest Up The Fundament Of Gwyneth Paltrow Or Jennifer Lopez.

Contrasting British Servicemen And Women With The Appeasers, It Is Hard Not To Laugh. Are These Two Sides Even The Same Species, Let Alone The Same Nationality? On One Hand The Selflessness And Internationalism Of The Soldiers; On The Other The Whites-first Isolationism Of The Protesters. Excuse Me, Who Are The Idealists Here?

Being A Monarchist - Saying That One Small Group Is Born More Worthy Of Respect Than Another - Is Just As Warped And Strange As Being A Racist.