President Bush Gave His First-ever Presidential Radio

Police In Washington D.c. Are Now Using Cameras To Catch Drivers Who Go Through Red Lights. Many Congressmen This Week Opposed The Use Of The Red Light Cameras Incorrectly Assuming They Were Being Used For Surveillance At Local Brothels.

Democratic Candidate John Kerry On Tuesday Chose Fellow Senator John Edwards To Be His Running Mate. Asked About Edwards' Lack Of Foreign Policy Experience, Kerry Revealed His New Campaign Slogan, 'i Promise Not To Die.'

Their Offense Is Shakier Than Katherine Hepburn After An All-night Espresso Bender At Starbucks.

If I Had Wanted To Ice The Little Toad, I Would Have Done It A Long Time Ago.

Al Gore Couldn't Be More Phony If He Were A Professional Al Gore Impersonator