President Bush Announced He Has A Five-point

They Found A Cave Once Lived In By Osama Bin Laden And The Only Thing In The Cave Were Some Boxer Undershorts, And Macaroni. I'm Telling You, You Add An Old Stack Of Playboys, This Could Be My Place. It's Like I Have A Twin.

While I Was Gone, I Had Quintuple Bypass Surgery On My Heart. Plus, I Got A Haircut.

Are We Sure This Is A Good Time To Take God Out Of The Pledge Of Allegiance?

You're Not Really Drinking Coffee Unless You Drink It Black, Don't You Think? Oh, No? You Like To Monkey With It?

Political Pundits Are Saying President George W. Bush Has Made Gains In Two Key States: Dazed And Confused.