Predicament, N. The Wage Of Consistency.

Observatory, N. A Place Where Astronomers Conjecture Away The Guesses Of Their Predecessors.

Present, N. That Part Of Eternity Dividing The Domain Of Disappointment From The Realm Of Hope.

Love, N. A Temporary Insanity Curable By Marriage Or By Removal Of The Patient From The Influences Under Which He Incurred The Disorder.

Inhumanity, N. One Of The Signal And Characteristic Qualities Of Humanity.

Erudition - Dust Shaken Out Of A Book Into An Empty Skull.