Politics Is The Art Of Achieving Prestige

The Average Iq In America Is—and This Can Be Proven Mathematically—average.

There Are No Kinder Or Better People In The World Than Those Who Listen To You When You Are 18.

All Lies Are Told With A Straight Face. It Is Truth That's Said With A Dismissive Giggle.

I Rarely Meet A Politician That I Don't Like Personally. They Are Generally Well Endowed With Charm. Therein Lies The Danger.

With The War In Iraq, I Had The Cooperation Of The Department Of Defense. Kuwait Was Pretty Eager To Get American Journalists In There, To Show Us What A Wonderful Place They Are, And What Great Allies They Are To America, Even Though They Didn't Actually Fight In The War.