Political Reporters No Longer Get To Decide

Most British People Are Keen To Remain In A European Free Trade Zone; And Most Eu States Are Keen To Keep Us There, Because We Buy From Them More Than We Sell To Them To The Tune Of £40 Million Per Day.

New Fathers, Political Prisoners, Traumatised Presidential Aides, Resolute Schoolboys, Meps Addressing Unfriendly Chambers - We All Find That Shakespeare Has Magically Anticipated Our Precise Circumstances. How He Was Possible, I Still Don't Understand; But There Isn't A Day I'm Not Grateful That He Speaks To Me In My Own Language.

The 'robben Island Bible' Has Arrived At The British Museum. It's A Garish Thing, Its Cover Plastered With Pink And Gold Hindu Images, Designed To Hide Its Contents. Within Is The Finest Collection Of Words Generated By Human Intelligence: The Complete Works Of William Shakespeare.

You Cannot Carry On Forever Squeezing The Productive Bit Of The Economy In Order To Fund An Unprecedented Engorgement Of The Unproductive Bit.

I Am Not The Conservative Party's Health Care Spokesman. I'm Fond Of Andrew Lansley, And I Strongly Support David Cameron As Party Leader.