Plastic Surgery Is Like A Big Elephant

Most Of My Friends From College Became Dental Hygienists Or Went Into Retail, A Lot Went Into Sales. They All Started Getting Married And Having Kids And Buying Homes And I Was Still Living Like A College Student

And I Find It Very Easy To Memorize The Scripts, Which Are So Close To Conversations My Husband And I Have.

This Is The Other Thing: We Make The Cost Of Raising Kids Higher Than It Has To Be Just Because We Feel They Need All This Stuff, Like Gadgets, Certain Schools, And Activities That Are Nice But Aren't Really Necessary.

Boys Wear Their Hearts On Their Sleeves. Even When They're Trying To Pull One Over On You They're So Transparent. Like Men.

I Don't Remember My Mother Ever Playing With Me. And She Was A Perfectly Good Mother. But She Had To Do The Laundry And Clean The House And Do The Grocery Shopping.