Pitiful, Adj. The State Of An Enemy

Indifferent, Adj. Imperfectly Sensible To Distinctions Among Things.

Magpie, N.: A Bird Whose Theivish Disposition Suggested To Someone That It Might Be Taught To Talk.

Physician, N. One Upon Whom We Set Our Hopes When Ill And Our Dogs When Well.

Luminary, One Who Throws Light Upon A Subject; As An Editor By Not Writing About It.

A Pessimist Asked God For Relief. Ah, You Wish Me To Restore Your Hope And Cheerfulness, Said God. No, Replied The Petitioner, I Wish You To Create Something That Would Justify Them. The World Is All Created,said God, But You Have Overlooked Something