Phyllis Schlafly Speaks For All American Women

Milk Without Fat Is Like Nonalcoholic Scotch.

Once You Pass Forty, A Dime Isn't Worth Bending Over To Pick Up If You Drop One.

It Is Possible To Be Dumb And Be A College President.

The Closing Of A Door Can Bring Blessed Privacy And Comfort - The Opening, Terror. Conversely, The Closing Of A Door Can Be A Sad And Final Thing - The Opening A Wonderfully Joyous Moment.

I Dislike Loud-mouthed Patriots Who Suggest They Like Our Country More Than I Do. Some People's Idea Of Patriotism Is Hating Other Countries.