Personally, I Don't Deal Much In Theory.

You've Never Heard Of Chaos Theory? Non-linear Equations? Strange Attractors? Ms. Sattler, I Refuse To Believe You're Not Familiar With The Concept Of Attraction.

Sometimes I Look Around My Living Room, And The Most Real Thing In The Room Is The Television. It's Bright And Vivid, And The Rest Of My Life Looks Drab. So I Turn The Damn Thing Off. That Does It Every Time. Get My Life Back.

The Purpose Of Life Is To Stay Alive. Watch Any Animal In Nature--all It Tries To Do Is Stay Alive. It Doesn't Care About Beliefs Or Philosophy. Whenever Any Animal's Behavior Puts It Out Of Touch With The Realities Of Its Existence, It Becomes Exinct.

One May Even Suspect That There Is More To Reality Than Measurements Will Ever Reveal.

Whenever You Hear The Consensus Of Scientists Agrees On Something Or Other, Reach For Your Wallet, Because You're Being Had.