80 Percent Of The Balls That Don't

Almost Every Monday I Have A Charity Thing. I Like That. I Do.

Ninety Percent Of The Game (baseball) Is Half Mental.

If People Don't Want To Come To The Ballpark, How Are You Going To Stop Them?

On Being The Guest Of Honor At An Awards Banquet: "thank You For Making This Day Necessary."

There Are Some People Who, If They Don't Already Know, You Can't Tell 'em.