People Who Object To Weapons Aren't Abolishing

Many Individuals Spend A Considerable Portion Of Their Lifetimes In Terror Of One Imagined Catastrophe Or Another. The Classic Is That Your Immortal Soul Will Be Consigned To Eternal Torment In The Never-ending Subterranean Barbecue If You Fail To Follow The Whacky Edicts Of One Particular Set Of Puckered Dogwhistles Or Another. You May Recall From The Great Movie Strange Days That A "dogwhistle" Is A Guy Whose Asshole Is So Tight That When He Farts, Only Dogs Can Hear Him.

Just As Liberalism Is The Main Force That Drives Conservatism And Maintains Its Popularity In Some Quarters, Conservatism Is The Reason Liberalism Continues To Enjoy The Traction That It Does In Our Poor Civilization.

[e]lections Amount To Little More Than Choosing Between The Scum That Floats To The Top Of The Barrel And The Dregs That Settle To The Bottom.

Like The Government, Corporations Must Be Bound With The Chains Of The Constitution, And Especially Of The Bill Of Rights.

Reread That Pesky First Clause Of The Second Amendment. It Doesn't Say What Any Of Us Thought It Said. What It Says Is That Infringing The Right Of The People To Keep And Bears Arms Is Treason. What Else Do You Call An Act That Endangers "the Security Of A Free State"? And If It's Treason,then It's Punishable By Death. I Suggest Due Process, Speedy Trials, And Public Hangings.