People Think Being In Your Seventies Means

That I Walk Around Calling People 'dummy' And 'hockey Puck'. I Do Have A Different Life Apart From Being Sarcastic On Stage. I Might Kibitz Around With My Friends, But I'm Nothing Like The Person Who Does Stand Up. Nothing Like That.

I've Never Walked Off Stage And Said, I Shouldn't Have Done That. Because When You Do What I Do, You're Like A Fighter. You Throw The Right Hand And Say, That's What Got Me To This Dance. You Can't Have Doubt. If You Have Doubt, There's No Show.

I Grew Up In An Orthodox Family, As I Grew Older, I Became Conservative And That's How It Ended Up. But I've Developed That Jewish Feel To My Act From My Surroundings And My Family.

I Was Always The Guy - Out Of Insecurities, I Was Always Making Fun, Even As A Kid.

I Never Could Tell A Joke. I Just Started Talking To The Audience, And When The Drunks Would Yell, "hey, When Do The Broads Come On?" I Got Good At Saying, "relax. Clear Your Skin Up First." They Called Me "the Insult Guy," But It's Never Mean-spirited. I'm Just Exaggerating Everything About Us And About Life.