People Only Call You 'my Dear' When

Do You Know How Helpless You Feel If You Have A Full Cup Of Coffee In Your Hand And You Start To Sneeze?

Now The Thing About Having A Baby - And I Can't Be The First Person To Have Noticed This - Is That Thereafter You Have It.

I Know All About Improvisation And The Free-form That Mirrors The Chaos Of Our Time, But I Do Like To Feel That The Playwright Has Done Some Work Before I Got There.

To Me Having A Party Is Something Like Having A Baby. The Fact That You Got Through The Last One Alive Is Not Somehow Sufficiently Reassuring Now.

A Lawyer Is Never Entirely Comfortable With A Friendly Divorce, Anymore Than A Good Mortician Wants To Finish His Job And Then Have The Patient Sit Up On The Table.