People Love To Watch A Train Wreck,

Can You Get Any Better Than Patrick Dempsey? I Don't Think So!

Being A Mother Is The Most Fun Job I've Ever Had.

Let's Play A Game Of Whose Life Sucks Worse ... I'll Win, I Always Win.

It's Gross. We Use Real Brains - I Think They're Lamb Or Cow Or Something. Intestines Smell. Brains Don't Really Smell, But What's Amazing About The Brain Is That It's Almost Like Scrambled Eggs Or Soft Tofu, Almost Like A Gel. The Brain Controls So Much Of What We Do, But You Could Put Your Finger Right Through It.

Desire Leaves Us Heartbroken; It Wears Us Out.