People Have An Obligation To Live Up

Thank God For The Gays. I Don't Know What Would Have Happened But I Know What Did Happen. Good For Them And Good For Me.

It's The Point Of Your View That Decides What You See - / One Man's Flop Is Another Man's Hit. / From Manners To Movies, The Picture Keeps Changing / Depending Upon Where You Sit.

I Married A German. Every Night I Dress Up As Poland And He Invades Me.

Unfortunately, Every Time There's A Budget Crunch In New York, The Parks Department Is Usually The First To Be Cut. So They Need All The Help They Can Get.

All These Rumors About [tom Cruise] Being Gay. I Don't Believe It. I Don't Believe It For One Minute. He Hasn't Been To One Of My Shows.