People Have A Right To My Food,

Cats Are To Dogs What Modern People Are To The People We Used To Have. Cats Are Slimmer, Cleaner, More Attractive, Disloyal, And Lazy. It's Easy To Understand Why The Cat Has Eclipsed The Dog As Modern America's Favorite Poet. People Like Poets To Possess The Same Qualities They Do.

We Need A Government, Alas, Because Of The Nature Of Humans.

Lust, Pride, Sloth, And Gluttony, Or, As We Call Them These Days, "getting In Touch With Your Sexuality," "raising Your Self-esteem," "relaxation Therapy," And "being A Recovered Bulimic."

The Only Time A Bachelor's Bed Is Made Is When It's In The Factory.

When A Thing Defies Physical Law, There's Usually Politics Involved.