People Either Have Comedy Or They Don't.

I Believe That We're As Happy In Life As We Make Up Our Minds To Be.

Use A Make-up Table With Everything Close At Hand And Don't Rush; Otherwise You'll Look Like A Patchwork Quilt.

One Of The Things I Learned The Hard Way Was That It Doesn't Pay To Get Discouraged. Keeping Busy And Making Optimism A Way Of Life Can Restore Your Faith In Yourself.

If You Want Something Done, Ask A Busy Person To Do It. The More Things You Do, The More You Can Do.

I Am A Real Ham. I Love An Audience. I Work Better With An Audience. I Am Dead, In Fact, Without One.