People Can Tell The Truth Much More

The Dreadful Thing About Getting Older Is You Cry At The Drop Of A Hat.

They're A Typical Hollywood Audience. All The Kids Are On Drugs And All The Adults Are On Roller Skates.

Life Has A Very Simple Plot: First You're Here And Then You're Not.

When, In 1966, I Progressed To The Frost Report, I Was Paid Ten Guineas A Minute. I Was Guaranteed Three Minutes A Week, So This Was Good Money.

Sticks And Stones May Break My Bones, But Words Will Make Me Go In A Corner And Cry By Myself For Hours.