People Ask Me, 'have You Ever Considered

I Attributed Their Behavior To The Fact That They Didn't Have A Tv, But Television Didn't Teach You Everything. Asking For Candy On Halloween Was Called Trick-or-treating, But Asking For Candy On November First Was Called Begging, And It Made People Uncomfortable. This Was One Of The Things You Were Supposed To Learn Simply By Being Alive, And It Angered Me That The Tomkeys Did Not Understand It.

As Bad A Dresser As I Am, Anything Beats Being Judged By My Character.

I'm Not A Reporter But The 'new Yorker' Treats Everyone Like A Reporter.

Besides, If I Wanted To Hear People Speaking Wall-to-wall French, All I Had To Do Was Remove My Headphones And Participate In What Is Known As ‘real Life,’ A Concept As Uninviting As A Shampoo Cocktail.

Given Enough Time, I Guess Anything Can Look Good. All It Has To Do Is Survive.