People Are Wrong When They Say Opera

For Gin, In Cruel Sober Truth, Supplies The Fuel For Flaming Youth.

Marriage Is The Aftermath Of Love.

Wit Is Like Caviar - It Should Be Served In Small Portions And Not Spread About Like Marmalade.

An Infant Prodigy Of Nine Is Shoved Upon The Stage In White. She Starts Off In A Dismal Whine About A Dark And Stormy Night, A Burglar, Whose Heart Is True, Despite His Wicked-looking Face, Who Puts The Little Child In Doom, To Save Her Mamma's Jewel Case. This May Bring Tears To Every Eye; It Does Not Set My Heart On Fire. I'd Like To Stand Serenely By And Watch That Horrid Child Expire.

Grab It While You Can — Grab Every Scrap Of Happiness While You Can