People Always Think I'm Amy Poehler, Which

I Failed First Grade, Which Is My Biggest Problem. You Always Feel Like A Failure, Like You're Stupid.

I Don't Mind Pointing Out Some Of The Failings Of Old Age, Because We Are All Headed In That Direction, Unless Of Course We Take Our Own Lives Before We Become A Burden. I'm Not Advocating Suicide, Oh Wait, I Guess I Am.

Crafting Is Putting Ideas Into Action And Then Holding Them Together With An Inexpensive Adhesive.

I Hate Playing Pretty Or Sane People. Most People Are Not Attractive Or All There.

I Have No Desire To Carry A Movie.