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I Remember When You Could Dress For A Premiere Just By Putting On A Cute Top. Now You Have To Be Perfect And Fabulous In Every Way, Or You're Ridiculed.

My Life At Home Gives Me Absolute Joy. There Are Some Days When, As Soon As You've Finished Cooking Breakfast And Cleaning Up The Kitchen, It's Time To Start Lunch, And By The Time You've Done That, You're Doing Dinner And Thinking, 'there Has To Be A Menu We Can Order From.'

Whats Nice About My Dating Life Is That I Dont Have To Leave My House. All I Have To Do Is Read The Paper: Im Marrying Richard Gere, Dating Daniel Day-lewis, Parading Around With John F. Kennedy, Jr., And Even Robert De Niro Was In There For A Day.

I Didn't Know The Odds Were So Stacked Against Me. I Went For Tv Shows And Never Got Them. But I Kept Glued To The Pursuit. I Was The Biggest Fool In Town, But Ultimately I Was The Biggest Fool In Town With A Job.

I'm An Utterly Average, Total Geek.