Paris Hilton Is Going On A Goodwill

We Usually Have Margaritas On Thursdays But Since It's Tuesday I'll Make An Exception.

According To An Article On Cnn.com, A New Study Says People Who Are Bad Kissers Don't Get Laid. Where Are You Supposed To Learn How To Kiss? If You Go To Catholic School, It's From Your Priest; In Public School, You Learn From Your Teacher; And Some Guys Learn From Their Sisters... If Their Sister Is Angelina Jolie.

We Women Have To Stick Together.

How Do You Think Jail Was?! I Got Face Raped By A Woman... And I Think I May Have Liked It.

I Think Bullying Of Anybody, Whether They're Gay Or Straight Or Anything In High School Is Unbearable.