Painting Does What We Cannot Do—it Brings

Censorship, I Believe, Is The Most Dangerous Enemy To All Human Communication, And Piety Of Intention Is Probably The Most Dangerous, The Most Virulent And The Most Self-satisfying.

You Have A Coyote Inside You And You Have To Get It Out

Comedy Is Unusual People In Real Situations; Farce Is Real People In Unusual Situations.

A Comedian Is Not A Person Who Opens A Funny Door - He's The Person Who Opens A Door Funny.

If You Want A Midget To Look Like A Baby, Don’t Put A Cigar In His Mouth.