Out Of What... A Thousand?

These Guys Are So Old They're Eligible For Meals On Wheels.

Me And George And Billy Are Two Of A Kind.

My Goals Are To Hit .300, Score 100 Runs, And Stay Injury-prone.

I Don't Get Upset Over Things I Can Control, Because If I Can Control Them There's No Sense In Getting Upset. And I Don't Get Upset Over Things I Can't Control, Because If I Can't Control Them There's No Sense In Getting Upset.

The First Thing You Do When You Get Out To Center Field Is Put Up Your Finger And Check The Wind Chill Factor.