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Half The People I Look Who Are Health Food Addicts Look Sickly To Me. Let's Start Taxing Health Food. Somebody Force A Burger Down Some Of These People's Jaw Because They Look A Little Pale And Wan To Me.

Lotto Fever Hit New York Again This Week, And Like The Old Saying Goes, 'you Gotta Be In It To Win It'... But First, You Gotta Have A Dead End Job So Pathetic You're Willing To Kill Five Hours Standing In Line For A 1 In 25 Million Chance.

Growing Up, My Family Wasn't Very Tight. We Were More Like A Tour Group With Secrets.

Some People Like M&ms Plain, And Some People Like Them With Nuts.

American's Could Be Any More Self Absorbed If They Were Made Of Equal Parts Water And Paper Towel.