Osama Bin Laden Was Living In That

Sarah Palin Had A Big Op-ed Piece In The Wall Street Journal, And She Said She's Against Death Panels. And I Thought, 'really? She's The One Who Pulled The Plug On The Mccain Campaign.'

The United States Has Launched Airstrikes Against Isis. It's Being Called 'operation Approval Ratings.'

Security Here In New York City Is Still Very Tight. Hookers In Times Square Now Are Demanding Two Forms Of Fake Id.

So They Caught Gadhafi In A Storm Sewer And Shot Him. Or As They Call It In The Middle East, An Orderly Transfer Of Power.

Last Halloween I Ran Out Of Candy And I Had To Give The Kids Nicotine Gum.