Orthodoxy: That Peculiar Condition Where The Patient

Make Two Grins Grow Where There Was Only A Grouch Before.

The Home Is A Tryst-the Place Where We Retire And Shut The World Out.

Self-control Is The Ability To Restrain A Laugh At The Wrong Place.

Life Is A Paradox. Every Truth Has Its Counterpart Which Contradicts It; And Every Philosopher Supplies The Logic His Own Undoing.

Man's Greatest Blunder Has Been In Trying To Make Peace With The Skies Instead Of Making Peace With His Neighbors