Only Lie About The Future.

The Closest Thing To Roseanne Barr's Singing The National Anthem Was My Cat Being Neutered.

There's A Lot Of Hypocrisy In Audiences. I'd Never Dream Of Telling Even On A Nightclub Stage, Let Alone My Show, Some Of The Jokes That Are Told In A Lot Of The Living Rooms From Which We Get Those Letters!

Pittsburgh Is Kind Of Like Newark Without The Cultural Advantages.

We Have Two Kinds Of Air: Regular And Chunky Style.

I See A Lot Of New Faces. Especially On The Old Faces.