Only Lawyers And Mental Defectives Are Automatically

I Was Convinced That Ceylon Is The Cradle Of The Human Race Because Everybody There Looks An Original. All Other Nations Are Obviously Mass Produced.

Love Is An Appetite Which, Like All Other Appetites, Is Destroyed For The Moment By Its Gratification.

When Men Die Of Disease They Are Said To Die From Natural Causes. When They Recover (and Mostly They Do) The Doctor Gets The Credit Of Curing Them.

German And Spanish Are Accessible To Foreigners: English Is Not Accessible Even To Englishmen.

Rich Men Without Convictions Are More Dangerous In Modern Society Than Poor Women Without Chastity.