Only A Few Things Are Really Important.

I Never Weep Over Lost Money, For I Figure I'd Rather Go To The Poorhouse Once Than Go There Every Day.

We Have Learned To Take Life Seriously, But Never Ourselves.

There Is A Vast Difference Between Success At Twenty-five And Success At Sixty. At Sixty, Nobody Envies You. Instead, Everybody Rejoices Generously, Sincerely, In Your Good Fortune.

I'll Have My Double Chins In Privacy.

It Is Not How Old You Are, But How You Are Old.