One Would Think A Writer Would Be

Show Me A Man Or Woman Who Cannot Stand Mysteries And I Will Show You A Fool, A Clever Fool - Perhaps - But A Fool Just The Same.

He Looked About As Inconspicuous As A Tarantula On A Slice Of Angel Food.

If People Could Deal With Each Other Honestly, They Would Not Need Agents.

I Think A Man Ought To Get Drunk At Least Twice A Year Just On Principle, So He Won't Let Himself Get Snotty About It.

I Suppose All Writers Are Crazy, But If They Are Any Good, I Believe They Have A Terrible Honesty.