One Thing Arnold Schwarzenegger Isn't Is Self-effacing.

From The Time They Get Up In The Morning And Flush The Toilet, They're Taxed. Then They Go And Get The Cup Of Coffee, They're Taxed....this Goes On All Day Long. Tax, Tax, Tax.

As You Know, I'm An Immigrant. I Came Over Here As An Immigrant, And What Gave Me The Opportunities, What Made Me To Be Here Today, Is The Open Arms Of Americans. I Have Been Received. I Have Been Adopted By America.

I Love Thanksgiving Turkey... It's The Only Time In Los Angeles That You See Natural Breasts.

I Like The Color Red Because It's A Fire. And I See Myself As Always Being On Fire.

After Watching Mulattas Shake It, I Can Totally Understand Why Brazil Is Devoted To My Favorite Body Part, The Ass.