One Of The Reporters Must Have Flunked

Never Do Anything To A Clitoris With Your Teeth That You Wouldn't Do To An Expensive Waterproof Wristwatch.

America Wasn't Founded So That We Could All Be Better. America Was Founded So We Could All Be Anything We Damned Well Pleased.

Globalization Is Simply Opening The Free Marketplace To Encompass The Entire World.

One Thing Talk Can't Accomplish Is Communication. This Is Because Everybody's Talking Too Much To Pay Attention To What Anyone Is Saying

East Germany Was So Total In Its Totalitarianism That Everything Was Banned Which Wasn't Compulsory.